GINGEclock-1's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mario VS. Sonic (VGDC)]

cool

this is an awesome movie but your right, as you said in your coments THERE HAS TO BE A WAY FOR SONIC TO WIN! SONIC IS CLEARLY BETTER THAN MARIO and MARIO IS GAY. Mario Winning is why you got a nine and not a 10. still awesometthough and i gave you a five so you stay top. i always knew you would maker a ,ovie that hit the top, ive been watching your work for a while...

Randy-Solem responds:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! Why did I even spend the time making two endings if dumb people like this don't watch them!!!!!

[Cold Fusion]

oh my god

this is the best movie i have ever seen. seriously though, it blew. this is terrible. if you found this funny then you have a shit sence of humour and i didnt even watch the whole thing. the mouth movement really pissed me off when i t went on about 15 secs too long each time. oh well, in closing. SHIT!

[The Clog]

now... thats.. just... disgusting

Ok boys and girls, do not look at this, it is rated (R) due to the large and clear scene of a man being sucked through his own S-bend into the next door toilet where his ass lets a load off all over the man with the "SUPER PLUNGER". Please go to bed now, and put your cock away Michael from London, its not Sanitary... In all seriousness though, this made me feel quite ill, amusing movie, but suprisingly well animated making it even more animated. And the only clog is in the loading screen, WHAT THE FUCK... lol. Cloggy movie. And in my eyes that means quality television. Good enough to make me Dangfranker my Stink Bowne. He's Cletus the Slackjawed Yocal, Cleetus, Cleetus [everybody now] CLEETUS! (its cleetus folks)

[Smoking Killz]

hmm

ok so i agree the other guy was harsh but this is NOT a good movie. im sorry but it isnt. i only put this here so that his evil zero was covered up. Even when i absolutely hate the movie i never vote zero because it is demeaning to the author and generally not very nice. With practice (or possibly just a little more effort) you could become a good writer and no-one needs a comment or confidence slammer like that. good for you for trying to cover real issues but lemme give you some advice, most people dont care. And, even if they do care they havent come to newgrounds to see them adressed. they have come to newgrounds for good old quality violence and fun. Nothing else. (possibly porn...

Original-Clarkster responds:

Well at least you are fair. But you can still suck your own dick cause 2 is a gay score.

[The Suicide Bomber]

woo

ive saved every negotiator game offline and i still play them all. there are so many combinations.,.. even though i know how to do them all they are still entertaining. a good thing is to get a friend over and see how fast he can do them compared to you and other friends. start a league or something. i mean it! they are really entertaining... all of em. eachg person wants you to do a different thing that appeals to them in particular, and if you try the same tactic in another one, you lose in a sec... I particularly like saying you have bowel problems in suspicios cop... oh well i have said too much now

[The People versus Windows]

yay

this is the best thing i have ever seen on newgrounds in my whole life. there is nothing better anywhere and to everyone that dissagrees, go and rape some monkeys. I would preferr to watch this movie than have sex with britney spears twenty times. i really mean this! i am not being sarcastic at all! Please, author, tell me your adress so i can come and worship you as my new god, the old one being a mars bar.

[Shitty short]

this is some funny shit

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[What is art?]

hahaha

i think the stick looks better! Even though you have done your very best little artwork, its crap. the stick looks better. Also, havent you realised that most the profeesional artists import images and actally ANIMATE with them. they dont do a crappy little drawing that took them two hours and then masturbate to the glory that they have worked out hoew to use motion tweens. One other thing, i think everyone will agree that films like XIAOXIAO are BRILLIANT! Get a life you piece of crap. Boo, crap... BOO

Cool sound track thuogh. Why dint you write where you got it from?

[The Fight...2]

shit

BELIEVE me when i say this wasnt worth the five minutes I waited for it. One stick man does a throw to another stickman then it ends. that really is ALL that happens. The file size is all in the sound clip which goes on for about 10 minutes! WHAT TOTAL SHEEEEET